dick talk

when one thinks and acts with their d-ck or vag.
“i hooked up with this chick last night.”
“are you interested?”
“no, it was just d-ck talk.”
d-ck talk is a nonstandard form of american english used by some people. for example, instead of saying “let’s get out of this place!”, one would say “let’s get out of this d-ck!” or instead of saying “what kind of car do you drive?” one would say “what kind of d-ck do you drive?”
did you just here that dude call that other dude a pizza d-ck? that’s the first time i’ve ever heard someone else speak d-ck talk.
when a guy isn’t that into a girl but she is really into him and the guy decides to disregard any rational thoughts such as how b-tchy the girl is. instead the guy just decides that she is hot and let’s go. disregarding rational thought and only thinking of s-xual desires.
josh: gosh tony, i thought you weren’t that into her.
tony: yeah but she’s hot. it’s like my mind and my d-ck are playing a game of chess and my d-ck is winning. it’s nothing but d-ck talk.
using your d-ck to talk.
you: hey baby what’s shakin’?
chick: …
you: i got this package for ya.
chick: cut the d-cktalk and let’s bang already.
a phrase made famous by the brilliant idiots (charlamagne da g-d and andrew schultz) via their weekly podcast of the same name. the phrase is exclaimed any time the subject of conversation changes to focus on one’s p-n-s or p-n-ses in general.
guy 1: i don’t know how guys wear skinny jeans, they’re so uncomfortable.

guy 2: well that’s because we have bigger d-cks than they do

guy 1: d-ck talk!

-conversation continues regarding p-n-ses-