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a lazy jerk (couch potato) who refuses to get off his -ss, lying around with his hand down his pants demanding that his woman fetch him things. usually a sport of some kind is on the tv, like nascar. you can spot the d-ck tater by his sweat stained white ribbed tank top and three day growth of stubble.
funkstank: gone’n git me anuther bud, woman, then you can suck on mah d-ck. i’m watching the daytona fivehunderd! whooooo!

cousin betty: hold yer horses, ya d-mn d-ck tater. i done getted that thar thang i ordered from ebay and i wanna try it on for ya.

funkstank: do it now, b-tch or i’ll give yer -ss a tanning. jump the f-ck to it! the d-ck tater has spoken. buuuurp.
a mis-spelt version of dictator.

in this case used as a joke term for a dictator who is an -ss (as many are).

also can be extended as “greasy d-cktaters”, a common used name to insult fellow political members.
politic1: that d-cktater needs to be hung!
politic2: agreed to that! hang him high!
politic3: very high! and very dry indeed!
d-cktater: lol wut?
newly created slang term for genital warts on p-n-s..
i was just about to deep throat his c-ck, but my tongue felt something funny, and i saw that he had a bad case of the d-ck taters!!!
1.) an individual with political delusions of godhood and an apt-tude for stultifying the public mentality.

2.) a president(usually but not necessarily male) with a p-n-s resembling an over grown idaho russet spud, who finds great glee in applying the fore mentioned member(with waxy petroleum lubrication) . to: rednecks of any ethnic or racial persuasion who happen to mistake their wives for a hat. all persons who fill the description of “yes men” “rah rah” boys/girls or latas (former word donated by w.s. burroughs). also, pore,pour,poor people, who have not the intestinal fort-tude to “get the f’ out and vote”, for an honest “human peoples” president.

3.) an over grown idaho russet spud, used occasionally in lesbian or h-m-s-xual s-x rituals. usually, these are washed, sliced, jojo fried and fed to politicians as retribution. see: d-cktator1&2
1.) momma, dat man has a d-cktaters tastes fo sho’, you see what he done to them arabian fellas and they oil feilds?

2.) “and then the b-st-rd split me open like a woods beaver in loggin’ season him with a d-cktater the size of an elephant tool.”

3.) individuals like the bushes, huseins, bin laudins, pol pots, markos, muselinis, francos, hitlers, and gengis khans, are all d-cktaters.
a tatertot in the shape of a long cylinder about the size an shape of a fish stick or phallus.
a: “this fish stick tastes like a tatertot.”

b: “it’s not a fish stick. it’s a d-cktater.”

a: “ewww!”
the two potato-like, nuts that hang in a sack from beneath the p-n-s.
mr. johnson, how long has it been since you launched a love rocket? mhm, i see..and how are your d-ck taters?
often misspelled as dictator, a d-ck tater is a man or woman who:

1. sucks d-ck while shucking a tater.
2. cuc-mbers a man while making a salad.
3. all of the above

a noun, used to define a d-ck, p-n-s, schl-ng, w-lly, knocker, doorhandle, flipper, lightswitch, mega whomp, googler, grapple, grapple hook, and flipschlinger.

this in turn added to the tater, being a round object usually stuck in something whether the ground or a bush, it is used in a thrusting manner until totally engrossed by those which are engrossing the grossage. if you understand the above reading please continue.

a d-ck tater usually is also mentioned in a childs school book as adolf hitler or barney, depending on age.

see d-ck.
that man thinks he is a d-ck tater!@!@!

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