Dick the halls


when that -sshole next door puts up his christmas lights before thanksgiving.
danny: man, sure is a beautiful day. hey fred what’s your neighbor doing?

fred: looks like he’s trying to d-ck the halls

danny: d-mn, no respect for thanksgiving anymore.

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