Dick thirty


d-ckthirty is the time at which no human being should be up. d-ckthirty is generally any time before 5. waking up at d-ck thirty is normally characterized by bloodshot eyes, questioning your mental standing, and but not limited to non-stop pounding on the nearest snooze b-tton
man my shift starts at 5 am, i better start my alarm clock for d-ck thirty
from the latin; approximately thirty minutes after the point where you realize that you have had more to drink than thought humanly possible, and your genitalia makes an unexpected but welcome appearance.
“put your d-ck away!”
“but dont you know what time it is?”
the time of the day when you need to get laid and it is absolutely necessary to have s-x
i’m getting tired of just talking about it. time to take your clothes of because its d-ck-thirty.
about thirty minutes after the realization that you’ve drank more than any human has any right to, and your genitalia unexpectedly makes and appearence.
what? it’s d-ck thirty!
the act of putting your d-ck around your wrist as if it was a watch.
dude: “hey what time is it?”

guy: (pulls a d-ck thirty) “its d-ck thirty!!”

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