dick toilet
a d-ck toilet is a toilet with ample room for a man’s package without risk of touching the internal filthy front area of the bowl with the p-n-s kn-b. the d-ck toilet is generally oblong and highly comfortable.
real estate agent: “yes, so here’s the 3 piece bathroom and…”
duke: “ya, i’m not buying this place”
real estate agent: “pardon me this is a lovely victorian…”
duke: “no d-ck toilet bud, what do you want me to press my kn-b against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. i’m sorry sir, i say good day to you.”
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a girl who would f-ck anyone or anything anytime no matter what.
that b-tch ain’t no sl-t shes a f-cken d-ck toilet.
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