a mustache that your friend is proud of but you want to humiliate them in front of a group so you congratulate them on having something that would normally reside on the top of a p*n*s.
whoa! that’s a nice d*ck toupee!!
- smooth cougar
my mom, apparently. khufu called my mom a smooth cougar.
something beyond amazing but unexplainable that is armandomazing art
that naked feeling you have when you inadvertently leave your cellphone home and find yourself adrift in the digital world omg! i’ve got decellulitis — my phone is sitting on the charger next to my bed and i’m lost without it.
- has no shame
somebody with high self confidence and doesn’t care what the world thinks of them. bree: *starts dancing in public* sally: omg bree can stop it. people are staring bree: i don’t give two flying t*rds. sally: *mutters to herself* she has no shame!