dick triscuit
when your dog is misbehaving, you yell “it’s a d-ck triscuit over here” and promptly place your b-lls on your dogs eyes. you must quickly remove the testes before the dog notices.
ben: your dogs bein’ a b-tch.
nick: it’s a d-ck triscuit over here.
josh: now you see me, now you don’t.
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