dick tucked
an excuse given by women when approached by sketchy/less-than-desirable males at parties or on the street
male: “so w-ssup, can i get your number?”
female: “um yeah sure, but try to call me before the operation”
male: “what operation?”
female: “oh i’m having my d-ck tucked”
male: …….
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