Dick Turban


meaning: (i) condom, love glove or protective sheath used for safe fornication; (ii) ritualistic headdress religiously wrapped around the anointed head in antic-p-tion of consummation with a divine being; (iii) something that curiously sounds very much like the name of the illinois senator, d-ck durbin.
yo k-mar, unless you want to be the baby daddy, you best safety wrap your boy–don your d-ck turban!
english – (dihc~tuhr~binn). n.

a condom
i had to bust out a d-ck turban to get my nut.

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