Dick Twiddling
the act of not doing anything productive. when someone is “d-ck twiddling” they are usually not doing what is supposed to be done.
johnny, stop your d-ck twiddling and pay attention to the road!
or
what were you doing the whole time, twiddling your d-ck?
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