Dick up


a way of telling someone who has done something clumsy or stupid to get their head in the game.
john: oh sh-t, i just dropped my phone and cracked the screen!
alex: d-ck up son!

1. to prepare or tenderize something by using one’s p-n-s, usually used in a fast flapping motion followed by bringing the p-n-s down on the object.

2. to use your p-n-s as a tool
1.” hunnie wtf is this cake doing on the table!”
“i need you to d-ck it up for me baby”
“oh ok”
swoosh flap flap smoosh smack
“ok baby the cake’s all d-cked-up!”

2. “dude!, the b-tch fell asleep on me so i had to d-ck-up her face”
1: a sudden and unintentional outburst of d-ckishness or d-ck-like behavior
2: a sudden rude outburst made without any premeditation that was not meant to be spoken aloud

3: to have a sudden or unintentional outburst of d-ckishness or d-ck-like behavior
4: to have a sudden rude outburst made without any premeditation that was not meant to be spoken aloud
my apologies for cheating on you with your sister. it was just a d-ckup and it will never happen again.

man, i keep p-ssing everybody off today. i got a bad case of the d-ckups.
consists of lifting very small amounts of weight with your p-n-s in an up-and-down motion
my p-n-s has gotten quite strong ever since i started doing d-ck ups
an erection
do u wake up with a d-ck up
to bust up a d-ck in a c-nt
-masta flex injects a p-n-s into a wh-r–

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