dick water
(for males only, or individuals with w-ngs) right after taking a shower, before drying off, run over to your intended victim, point, and shake your w-ng up and down. this results in water getting flung from your w-ng onto the victim.
gross!! pete just douced me in d-ck water!
5 more definitions
water stirred by the d-ck.
here honey, i just made you a nice gl-ss of d-ckwater.
anything that is uncool or unpleasent to you and the people around you.
man that was d-ckwater how john forgot about poker lastnight, and went out with that chick instead.
s-m-n, sperm, c-m, j-zz, man juice, sp-nk, seed, the white stuff…
hannah: did you give that guy head?
kelly: yeah but he totally got his d-ck water in my eye!
verb
when at a party or out to dinner, if a friend gets up to use the bathroom, someone adds sugar, salt and pepper to that persons drink.
comes from being a d-ck to someone water.
dude, jerry got up to use the bathroom and becky totally d-ck-watered him!
urine from a male person or animal
i drank two beers and p-ssed a half a gallon of d-ckwater.
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