Dick Waving Contest


an activity that usually involves two people who dispute their superiority to the other. this is accomplished by the recitation of individual skills, exploits and accomplishments whose merit is questionable at best. also, the purpose of discussing said activities serves no purpose but to prove superiority to the other.
jack and john debated for 3 hours who had the most money, girlfriends, best car, etc. it was really just a d-ck waving contest that made me sick.

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