dick welding
d-ck welding: the act of having hardcore ball slapping s-x. then pulling out and c-mming from the top of the v-g-n- to the bottom welding it together with your c-m. after deciding not to c-m in her p-ssy.
d-ck welding:
guy 1: you know julie?
guy 2: yeah that hot girl?
guy 1: yeah i d-ck welded her p-ssy shut!
girl 1: you know lucas?
girl 2: yeah!
girl 1: i let him d-ck weld my p-ssy shut!
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