Dick Worm

the discharge of chlamydia while urinating resulting in a thick, yellow-brown gelatinous string, smelling of rotted banana yogurt and fermented amniotic fluid, that doesn’t detatch from the pee-hole, and swings gently between the knees, weighted with the gristly plug of the dried discharge clinging at the end.
christian played with sebastian’s d-ck worm all night.
can be used for a nickname for basically any std
the b-tch gave me a bad case of d-ckworms!
d-ckworm can be defined as a parasitic infection that grows on the shaft of a mans p-n-s. it is often greenish yellow to complete yellow in colour and can itch or burn on contact. d-ckworm often takes form in small spots or one single large spotted infection.

d-ckworm is primarily caused by improper asian bl-wj-b technique or by masturbation with metal cleaning liquids. rarely d-ckworm can be found on a joanzburged dog or the dogs master. (from prolonged contact with dog)

there are two treatment techniques for d-ckworm:

a) -n-l s-x has been known to remove d-ckworm completely

b) rub olive oil on your shaft, then shred the infected spot raw with a cheese grader. this will almost always destroy the infection.
“oh my god, that guys c-ck has d-ckworm!”

“i pulled it out, and he had f-ckin d-ckworm!”

“i got head from that f-ckin lee-lee sucklow girl, she gave the worst bj ever..i busted in her right eye and the next day i see symptoms of f-ckin d-ckworm, not again!”

can be used to mean basically anything you want to describe (good/bad/ugly/stupid/mean/lucky/awesome)background:rambled out of my mouth one fine day in the 4th grade…now im a freshman at college and use of the word in notheren va is more popular than ever
that wombat was such a d-ckworm!!
thats so d-ckworm!!
can be used to describe literally anything or anyone or any action.
throw them d-ck worms up!
you are such a d-ck worm….
d-ck worms unite