dick zombie
a ravenous kooze who’s only focus is to devour c-ck
paula abdul is a d-ck zombie.
the bar was full of d-ck zombies.
your girlfriend is a d-ck zombie.
someone with an innate need to suck d-cks comparable to the way a zombie needs to eat flesh. a d-ck zombie can be either male or female.
otis: “hey gunther, guess who got to third base with macy hertz?” gunther: “everyone. that girl’s a d-ck zombie.”
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