Dickalect
dik-uh-lekt
–noun
1. linguistics. a variety of a language that is distinguished from other varieties of the same language by nature of n-body, ever, really speaking that way in society, and by its use by a group of speakers who are set off from others through lack of anyone liking them enough to tell them they sound like d-cks.
2. a language considered as one of a group that have a common employment: news readers, social commentators, game show hosts, tv film critics and top-gear presenters have common d-ckalects.
tell you what, that mark dolan is d-ckalectically challenged.
jeremy clarkeson has such a strong d-ckalect it’s a wonder people know, or care, what he’s talking about.
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