Dickanologist


someone whose able to know a real d-ck from a fake d-ck you got from off the internet. so therefore, you may not have the d-ckonologist degree, but in my opinion. everyone is a d-ckonologist.
i know he ain’t sending me someone’s else d-ck saying it’s his. let me get on my d-ckanologist gl-sses. this sh-t ain’t right.

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