Dickcepticon
sworn enemies of the f-gatrons (a third race that consists of h-m-s-xual cybernetic organisms lead by f-gimus prime). this fourth race has the distinct ability to be extremely d-ck-ish in their manner and behaviour. behavioural traits include squealing like a hog in heat when their cricket team wins and high-fiving a pole for no reason when grabbing some orange juice. this race of mechanical organisms are virtually incapable of human conversation and basic societal ethics.
tom: sorry i’m late hardy
hardy: what held you up?
tom: i had to sit next to a d-ckcepticon on the bus. the b-st-rd kept squealing because the bangladesh cricket team won last night.
hardy: that was last night, wouldn’t he have stopped by now?
tom: you know d-ckcepticons….
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