DickDark
one of a line of home-made coloring concoctions used to re-color or ‘touch up’ the coloring of an overused p-n-s. discoloration, or the wearing off of the natural joint color is sometimes known to happen to hyper-s-xually active males.
popular hues include d-ck dark, weenie white, pee-pee pink, and tool tan.
i slop on some d-ckdark or weenie white a couple times a week so the ladies don’t know i pitch for the other team.
bobby’s been usin’ a b-tt load of d-ckdark to shine up his biddness.
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