dickdog


when you stretch and wrap your ball-sack all the way to the tip of your schl-ng, hence giving the appearance of a hot dog bun… typically meant for well-endowed individuals
i fed my girlfreind some d-ckdog last nite, my b-lls feel sore now
to take your t-st-c-ls by the base, and pulling them up and around the shaft of your erect p-n-s and inserting them both into one’s mouth simulating feeding somone a hot dog.
jordan was bored with conventional bl-w j-bs so he fed that dumb b-tch the d-ck dog.
mythological beast of south-western north american lore. it has the body of a domestic dog with a dog’s head in the place of genitalia, and a m-ssive human phallus for a head. legends state that these lonesome creatures led paul bunyan to the tree under which he would master all the karates, and appear in small packs when a great number of domestic beers are opened but not fully consumed, presumably to mourn. they are docile, but spit when threatened.
legend says this here prarie’s home t’ the d-ckdawg. ye’d be better off waitin’ fer sunrise er load yer horse up with tissue paper, stranger.

the d-ckdog howls in the distance….
a canine purchased or acquired solely for enhancing one’s masculinity and street cred– often more by its reputaton rather than reality.
ohh yes, he got him a d-ck-dog pit bull. too bad the pooch likes to love on him more than growl.

that pansy–ss deputy got himself a rottweiler. now he’s got a real d-ck-dog.
where the p-n-s enters a womans v-g-n- and leaves her mouth then entering another woman.
last night me and shela got d-ckdoged
smug heteros-xual alphamale
the weekend club is filled with d-ckdogs, i hate to go there
to be a d-ck and be as lazy as a dog.
if i don’t get sleep tonight, tomorrow i’m going to feel like a d-ck dog.

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