dickdraft
the breeze we feel when our fly is unzipped. it ind-ckates that we are flying low and should adjust our zipper north.
blushing red red as a tall gl-ss of beet-pomegranate juice, i caught a d-ckdraft as i spoke to a group of ladies who seemed smug about my presence. i gracefully handled by lowering my tshirt and excused my self.
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