Dickeranged
it’s when you see someone with their p-n-s out/ masturbating on chat roulette or any video chat website.
guy 1: hey man, i got this s-xy chick to flash me last night on chat roulette!
guy 2: d-mn really? i got d-ckeranged like 5 times dude.
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guy 1: man what we’re your stats for chat roulette last night?
guy 2: two t-ts, 0 p-ssy, 6 d-ckerangs.
guy 1: ouch.
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