Dickface Syndrome
noun.
a very serious medical diagnosis, in which a human being of the male s-x, expresses himself in an extremely offensive, obnoxious, and d-ckfaced manner.
-some symptoms of d-ckface syndrome are as follows:
-saying your jeans make you look fat, even when not asked.
-openly hitting on your friends when you are next to him.
-obviously considering himself too s-xy for his shirt. and you.
-liking making you feel like a piece of dog sh-t. a lot.
-blowing you off when you have plans and not caring.
-possibly wearing clothes way to big for him, because he thinks he’s s-xy. even if he’s not
avoid men who have d-ckface syndrom at all cost.
trish: my boyfriend just blew me off to hang out with b-tchysl-tfacewh-r-!
sally: this is the second time this week. he obviously has d-ckface syndrome. he’s not even cute. and his clothes are way to big for him. you should dump him.
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