dickfensive


the trait of being extraordinarily defensive about one’s male heteros-xuality.
jerry: dude, quit clowning. what are you, gay?
gary: what the f-ck! why the f-ck would you ask that?
jerry: dude, i’m just kidding. don’t be so d-ckfensive.

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