dickfish
n., 1: those little fish that are native to the amazon river that are rumored to swim up mens pee holes.
2: a person who displays characteristics of being a smart -ss.
1: don’t go swimming in the river, or those little d-ck fishes will swim up your d-ck hole.
2: guy 1: wheres the party tonight, dude?
guy 2: in my pants!
guy 1: wow, you are such a d-ck fish.
1. an occasionally r-t-rded/weird yet exceptionally advanced individual with dangerously strong s-xual urges. this rare species can walk on land, live under water and communicate with humans via their subconscious. can walk long distances. very strong immune system
2. a person that convicts themself on a daily basis of funding euphoria for terrorists.
a synonym for d-ckfish is neo.
a drawing of a fish swimming underwater with an erect p-n-s. often seen swimming with a shark or a man looking for buried treasure.
fred: yo tim that is a sweet drawing of d-ck fish.
tim: yea d-ck fish is so gangsta, see how he scares the shark away with his mighty dong?
fred: yea d-ck fish is the man.
both: hurray d-ck fish
slang term for blonde catfish usually caught in the sacramento river delta. these catfish are usually the size of a nice p-n-s.
“did you catch anything?”
“nah, just a half-dozen d-ckfish.”
a person that is unable to preform respiration without a phallus in their mouth. a constant attachment of a p-n-s to the throat and or down the esophagus is needed by either a male or female in order for the individual to breathe.
that b-tch is such a d-ck fish!
dude stop being such a d-ck fish.
i’m quite surprised your mother is a d-ck fish.
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