when your p-n-s is really sad and has way too much excess skin.
my p-n-s was so sad and had lots of excess so i went to the doctor and he said i had d-ckflabagus.
- woah shamrock
after the viral video of the same name where a racehorse bolts off with an inexperienced rider on board: a feeling of being totally out of control in a dangerous situation where the only certain outcome is that it’s not going to end well. halfway round the roller coaster ride i freaked out and was […]
- lucky *sshole
a very loosely used term for either someone who is very lucky and knows it or a slightly weird g-y-p-rno you got the iphone 7 ???? you lucky -sshole
when you’re giving road head, and the driver runs over a b-mp in the road, skewering you! skewering is the leading cause of throat cancer!
pinelopi is a m-ssive sl-t and sucks all types of huge d-ck 24/7 she never stops until you c-m in her mouth 5 times ugh that girl is such a pinelopi she always has d-ck in her mouth
what a f-ckin big ol g-y nerd lmaooooo man somnus sure is a dweeb am i right boys