Dickhead Lizzard


a person or group of people that are affected by the sun. for some reason when the sun is shining it spurs people to become giant -ssholes, beep at people with their cars and procede to remove all clothing save for socks.

the word is formed from the words “d-ckhead” meaning “d-ckhead” and lizzard, due to lizzards getting their energy from the sun.
d-ckhead lizzard – “aaaa boooohhh, am gun beep yhu wit mah car an drive awai!!!!!!”

padestrian – “suck a chode you d-ckhead lizzard!”

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