dickie squishie


when a woman climbs onto a man thats way way too skinny and has to pause every 2 or 3 minutes to make sure they are still breathing and have a pulse…(providing the man has 2 or 3 minutes of stamina that is!)
rosie proclaimed that riding a d-ckie squishie was a bit like eatin lobsta legs….by the time all was said and done it wasn’t hardly worth the effort!
when a guy is so skinny that when the woman gets on top of him to ride the stallion…she has to pause every 2 or 3 minutes (providing they dont c-m first) to check for a pulse and respirations
rosie proclaimed that riding a d-ckie squishie was a bit like eating lobster legs…by the time all was said and done it wasn’t worth the effort!

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