Dickjam
one who who acts like their d-ck has been jammed into a door and slammed shut on their p-n-s.
mg f t w: honestly shut the frick up you d-ld- frick d-ckjam
c-m, j-zz, skeet, s-m-n
lick dat d-ck jam off ma cack baby
a male who has an inability to get laid by the opposite s-x thus only jams his member against everything else
bob spent 2000 dollars on that hooker and only got a hug at the end of the night, what a d-ck jam.
like toe jam but found in the foreskin of an uncirc-msized p-n-s.
“you ever go down on a guy sportin a turtleneck?” “only once, he had some nasty d-ckjam”
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