dicklength


an imaginary unit of measurement used in conversation to exaggerate the length of one’s member.
son: “dad, how long is a basketball court?”

father: “i don’t know the exact figure, son, but i’d say it’s probably somewhere between 12 and 14 d-cklengths.”

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