dicklexic
a disorder where things are done or read backwards all because you have d-ck on your mind.
for example, if you are suffering ‘d-cklexia’ and have a d-cklexic attack, you might say/read “c-ck” instead of “sock” ….
“honey, your c-ck is to small for me…”
getting the holes back to front
says woman to man, “ouch not in there! what are you? d-cklexic?”
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