dicklomatic immunity
d-cklomatic immunity applies to all the s-xual things that one can do to another person without getting in trouble. this is most often established between couples. this also applies to s-xual things you are allowed to do to another person while they are unconscious.
my girlfriend said i could c-ckslap her whenever i wanted, i’ve been waiting for my d-cklomatic immunity on that.
d-cklomatic immunity – the ability to have s-x with whatever girl you want in the world and another person cannot get mad at you, or punish you in any means.
stephen had s-x with my wife last night i was sad when i found out he had d-cklomatic immunity!
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