Dickmeister


the upper echelon of d-ckhead… the diiiiickmeister
penelope:

that guy’s a complete d-ck

simon:

no, penelope, he’s well beyond that…. he’s a diiiiiickmeister

note, inflection on i in d-ckmeister is critical to delivering appropriate impact.
the act of rubbing your male genitles on someone elses property for your own enjoyment or revenge.
bob remembers that steve made a joke about him the other day and sees steve has a bottle of pop and d-ckmeister’s the pop (steve takes a drink) (bob laughs and yells out d-ckmeister!)

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