dickmentor
d-ckmentor is like dementor from the harry potter movies.
as we all know a demonstor takes your soul.
but a d-ckmentor,, takes your d-ck instead.
jonas: “harry! there is a d-ckmentor behind you, cover up your d-ck!”
harry: “oh sh-t dude!!”
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