dickmus test


something that is used to make a judgment about whether someone is being a d-ck.
my ex was really p-ssed at the email i sent him, i should have put it through the d-ckmus test.
i really p-ssed off my best friend’s fiance with my birthday toast- that’s a good d-ckmus test for the best man speech.

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