dicknity
dignity for your d-ck, kinda like respect for your “size” …
respect my d-cknity!
the level of cl-ss and standards one maintains when attempting to pick up girls.
i don’t care if you were drunk. that girl totally hurts your d-cknity.
the amount of pride one takes in his/her d-ck.
he had so much d-cknity he whipped it out in front of your mom to show her how big it is!
the standard you hold yourself to in terms of sleeping with women.
(at a party)
your friend: dude, i just heard that chick on the couch is so easy. should i go for it?
you: bro, think about your d-cknity.
noun, the dignity of your d-ck
“after sleeping with the 430 lb bearded woman, jim lost his d-cknity.”
“i need to recover my d-cknity after last night…she was a real tundra wookie. now to bring the balance back, i have to bed a supermodel.”
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