dicknotysed


when the s-x is so good you start to project feelings that aren’t actually there onto something that is just amazing s-xual chemistry.
“i don’t know if this sh-t actually has a future but godd-mn that man sure knows how to f-ck and eats p-ssy like a champ. godd-mn i’m d-cknotysed!”

“i have so many important things to do but i’m so d-cknotysed i’d rather have four -rg-sms tonight and f-ck for hours.”

Read Also:

  • nah, thanks

    basically no thanks, but with a less formal approach. woman: hey, want some candy? man: nah, thanks.

  • tepee short of a wigwam

    someone who’s brain is not functioning at full capacity. bless her heart, she’s so stupid she thought my thesaurus was a dinosaur, she’s a tepee short of a wigwam.

  • flapping chuckie

    named after chuckie from the rugrats, the flapping chuckie is when a male with red hair whips his d-ck out and in an up and down motion flaps his d-ck about making a slapping noise from taint to belly. i came around the corner and eric had his pants down doing the flapping chuckie, more […]

  • big on big

    the act of exceeding any already seemingly challenging task. example; jay-z not only got beyoncé to like him, but got her to f-ck him as well. he went big on the cocaine, but he went big on big when he overdosed

  • drain the granny out of it

    draining the granny out of something is when you get every little last bit. *person who is known for taking large sips* “hey ,can i have a sip of your drink?” *person with drink* “sure but don’t drain the granny out of it”


Disclaimer: dicknotysed definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.