Dickochet
when the urethral opening of a man’s p-n-s sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.
dude, i just d-ckocheted the guy standing at the urinal next to mine. i got p-ss all over him.
when a man is urinating and the urine bounces back onto his p-n-s or pants.
when jimmy was p-ssing on the rock, he experienced a mad d-ckochet when the urine bounced off of the rock and onto his trousers.
a d-ckochet is a situation whereby a man intends to have s-x with someone, only to end up having s-x with someone else, most often a friend of the intended s-x partner.
“i really wanted to f-ck lizzie but it turns out that she has a boyfriend so i f-cked her friend instead. i gave her a fake phone number… what a d-ckochet!”
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