Dickocrite


person who is not only a hypocrite, but also a major d-ck about it. they think they are holier then tho while all the time plotting evil and crushing cities like g-dzilla, whilst wearing a t-shirt that says “not me”

a hypocrite goes to church on sundays but cheats on their husband. a d-ckocrite goes to church on sunday, and cheats on their husband with his brother.

a hypocrite says their vegan and wears tshirts advertising soy…a d-ckocrite wears said tshirt while eating cheese.
“richard is such a d-ckocrite…he yelled at me because i cheated on my test, but i just found out he has been sleeping with my best friend for 3 months.

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