Dickolio
1. when your d-ck or b-lls have polio is defined as d-ckolio. they become completely worthless.
2. a term coined by demetri martin and john benjamin.
3. a limp d-ck.
man wh-r-, “last night i saw this chicks sl-t bagel and i was immediately stricken with d-ckolio.”
mark hoppus, “i saw your b–bs, and my wiener ran away.”
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