Dickonvert
d-ckonverting is the act of a straight man converting a lesbian to straighthood with his p-n-s.
horndog: “man, that lesbian is so hot. too bad i can’t have her.”
pro: “now you can.”
horndog: “how?”
pro: “i d-ckonverted her.”
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- dickplay
essentially halfway to first base, d-ckplay is when a female plays with, twiddles, or generally makes physical contact with a p-n-s without actually making the effort to engage in a handjob or oral s-x. duncan: hey frankie, i heard you hooked up with sophia last night. did you get laid? frankie: ugh…nope. duncan: head? handjob? […]
- dick shed
the fat that hangs over the belt line protecting the d-ck from falling beer. “look at the d-ck shed on your father. i’ll bet he cant see his p-ck-r without bending over.” slang for a sl-t or wh-r-. that girl has done it so much, shes a d-ckshed.
- Dick Twiddling
the act of not doing anything productive. when someone is “d-ck twiddling” they are usually not doing what is supposed to be done. johnny, stop your d-ck twiddling and pay attention to the road! or what were you doing the whole time, twiddling your d-ck?
- Didey Squirts
squirts of liquid poo in your dideys or short pants. i can’t leave the house yet, i’m having the didey squirts.
- diet riot
when the lines at weight watchers are backed up and everyone starts to get angry. also the secret of onka. “c’mon already!! i want to get out of here so i can eat this box of 2 point bars i just bought!! let’s diet riot and start being obnoxious !”