dickout rule
when playing golf, and an opening drive on a hole does not travel further than the ladies tees, the godd-mn b-st-rd who hit the ball so short must unzipper his zipper and pull his d-ckout for the remainder of the hole.
2 things you should know:
does not apply to women.
does apply in the presence of women
mike played alright except for the 3rd hole, when we had to use the d-ckout rule.
no gimmes, paul’s on my team, and we’re playing with the d-ckout rule.
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