Dickpalming


the process of drawing a p-n-s on the palm of your hand and then tricking someone into looking at it.
“why do you have a d-ck drawn on your hand?”
“oh, dude, i was just d-ckpalming some people. i d-ckpalmed robin so hard.”

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