dicks before chicks
1. when a girl leaves her friends to hang out with her man.
2. when a girl forgets about her friends because she got a boyfriend all the sudden.
3. inverted “hoes before bros”
“sarah’s a ho. everytime she gets a new man, she’s always d-cks before chicks. and then she comes back a month later when she breaks up with the guy and just expects everything to be the same.”
synonym to bros before hoes, putting your friends before your gf
bob: “hey jack! you coming to the party tomorrow?”
jack: “sorry, my gf is making me go shopping with her.”
bob: “dude! we planned this weeks ago. whatever happened to d-cks before chicks? “
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