dicks in your mouth


the ultimate burn to anyone who says any number. this great burn may seem to be beaten by the number 0 but if any sly character tries to pull that one on you , just say “p-ss-es you’ve tocuhed.”
example 1:
jaret: yo pat how old are you?
pat: 18
jaret: d-cks in your mouth!
pat: f-ck i always fall for that lame joke.

example 2:
jaret: pat what’s the biggest number you can think of?
pat: zero
jaret: p-ss-es you’ve touched, f-ck pat your so dumb.

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