Dick’s Sporting Wood
giant retailer of condoms and other s-xual enhancement products.
joff: my girlfriend is coming into town this weekend. i can’t wait to give her the balogna pony. i need to pick up a 12 pack of condoms.
ll: i heard d-ck’s sporting wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and v–gr- this weekend.
joff: awesome! do you need me to pick you up anything while i’m there?
ll: yes, can you get me some of that black magic? i plan on getting some poontang of my own!
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