Dicksicion
d-cksicion : that resolution a male makes or reach based entirely on how h-rny he is. you can spot a d-cksicion on weekends or any other drinking and debauchery situations, normaly by a fairly attractive male smooching or leaving the club with a hideously ugly female with super -ssets. this also applies to impregnating below average women based on facial or physical attractiveness.
1. hey dude, check, baniroquai is leaving the club with that ferociously ugly chick.
2. dude 1: hey man i have just found out no teeth nancy is pregnant with my mini me.
dude 2: duuuuuuuuuude! what the f-ck happened?
dude 1: wrong d-cksicion man, wrong d-cksicion.
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