dickslexick
the inability to read/view p-rnographic material due to complete and utter loss of concentration. usually occurring within the first hour of a drug induced frenetic masturbating frenzy. a common condition resulting directly from ingesting copious amounts of illicit narcotics.
friend 1: (knocking) yo dude….you okay in there?… the bathrooms been locked for like six hours bro… and it’s now sunday”
friend 2: yea bro, he dropped five flippers then the p-rn hit him…he aint dead in there son, he’s just blue b-lls d-ckslexick!
friend 1: oh sh-t man! yo dude get the f-ck outta my house!
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