dicksmash
n. being worthy of a direct strike to the temple by a large phalic object. examples include an inflatable p-n-s or banana.
“holy cr-p! i can’t believe you just did that… you are such a d-cksmash!”
when you do something or say something really stupid to the girl you like and she gets mad at you, you are a d-ck smash
man i told savy to shut the f-ck up, im such a d-ck smash
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